A good sense of humor is super attractive. One of the main features that attracts us to our partners is their ability to make us laugh, so why not bring some humor into your Valentine’s Day?
Laughing makes us feel good, and when we feel good, we’re more amorous. If your partner has a naughty streak, these gifts will bring a smile to their face and lead to a great night for you.
From cards to clothes to food to games, our gift guide has some great ideas for your goofy sweetheart this Valentine’s Day.
Funny Valentines Gifts for Him
1. Personalized Boxers
by Etsy: SundaySomeone
This gift is so silly that it is sure to make him laugh when he opens it. What man doesn’t want your beautiful face plastered all over his underwear?
These personalized boxers will feature your face along with hearts all over them, so he’s sure to remember who he loves the most. The boxers themselves are super soft and breathable, which is sure to keep him comfy all day long. Your face on them is just a bonus!
2. Wine with Wine Label
by Etsy: TipsyLabels
This personalized wine label is a great choice for when you want a bottle of wine but also want to pass it off as a gift for your boyfriend. The label reads, “ I think being your girlfriend is a gift enough”. Well, it’s true!
Not only will you give your guy a funny gift, but you will get to drink the wine afterward – during a date night, perhaps? That’s a pretty sweet gift for the both of you.
3. Viagra Soap
by Etsy: SoapFantasybyNatalie
This hilarious soap is the perfect gift for the guy who loves to laugh, and loves to smell good. The design of the soap is genius and matches the Viagra pill so closely. The blue shade here is definitely on-point.
You also get to choose a fragrance, making this a practical gift he’ll actually want to use.
4. Wine Condoms
by Wine Condom
If your man doesn’t know what these are, he might be a bit confused by the label. While he might initially think that he’s going to get lucky because you bought him condoms that taste like wine, he will be mistaken. This product is actually to seal the top of a wine bottle!
This gift is super silly but could come in handy in case you don’t polish off the bottle of wine on Valentine’s Day.
5. Beard Oil
by Etsy: ExplicitEssentials
The label on this beard oil is really what makes the gift so goofy. You have five different clever labels to choose from that are sure to make him smile. If your man has a beard, this is actually a super useful product to help condition and keep his beard soft.
Don’t forget to add a Valentine’s card to complete the gift!
6. Jerky Heart
The box of chocolate is a staple when it comes to Valentine’s Day, but it is well-known that many men love meat.
This heart-shaped box might look like a box of chocolates at first glance, but it actually contains jerky in various forms, including sticks, bags, and bits! There are also different flavors that he will get to experience. If your man loves jerky, this is a much better gift than candy.
7. Love Mop
by Love Mop
It is no secret that sex can be super messy. Clean-up can be a pain, but it’s Valentine’s Day, so what are you going to do?
Give him this towel! Not only will he be excited about getting some action, but he will have an easy way to clean up afterward. This towel is super thick and absorbent, perfect to do the job that it claims it will. We consider this gift pretty *cheeky*! (Too much?)
Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts For Her
by Etsy: DiamondChocolates
Your wife or girlfriend expects to get chocolate on Valentine’s Day, but with this present you can take things a step further by leading her thoughts away from sweets and toward some sweet loving! This funny Valentine’s gift includes 18 decadent and high-quality chocolates that encourage her to get comfortable. They are available in dark, milk, or white chocolate for her enjoyment.
by Etsy: SilverDollarCandleCo
Many people meet online and use dating apps to find their significant others. If you met your partner on Tinder, this candle is sure to make her laugh and agree that she’s glad you swiped right on each other. It also comes in a variety of 29 different fragrances, so you’re sure to find one that she will love.
10. Skincare Gift Set
by Etsy: ExplicitEssentials
This gift is more cute than funny, but she is still likely to be amused. This thoughtful skincare set comes in seven different scents and features body butter, a sugar scrub, and bath salts to make her skin feel its best. The “hello gorgeous” label adds a layer of sweetness to this Valentine’s gift.
11. Cute Mug
by Etsy: SayItWick
If your sweetheart is of the opinion that you can never have too many mugs, this is a great gift for her. Fair warning though – she might roll her eyes when she reads the message about wishing you met sooner so you could annoy her longer. But then again, maybe it’ll make her laugh! Either way, it’s a nice ceramic mug that is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
12. Stuffed Animal
by Etsy: itstheshinierthings
Teddy bears on Valentine’s Day may seem like a pretty boring and overdone convention, but this one is more than meets the eye. He also gives out compliments!
Your love will no doubt be amused when she reads, “D*mn, Boo… You Fine” scrawled across his heart. He definitely adds some spunk to her stuffed animal collection!
13. Throw Blanket with Your Face
by Etsy: EasternVintage Art
What woman really needs more jewelry anyway? Since you are the object of her affections, slap your face on this blanket. That way, she will always be able to cuddle up with you even if you’re not there!
Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts For Him or Her
14. Custom Candle
by Etsy: viethandcraft
Did you and your significant other meet on Bumble? If so, check out this adorable scented candle that pays tribute to your origins! Simply add your pictures, and you have a silly label that gives props to how you two met. It is heartwarming to remember how you came together. Plus, this candle has three different scents to choose from to create a romantic mood.
15. Matching Underwear
There’s something to be said for couples who start dressing alike. It’s kind of silly, but at least with these matching undies, no one else will know!
MeUndies lets you choose to match just once or get new matches each month, if you dig it that much. You start off by completing a questionnaire to help get the best match for you and your boo. Then, you get a variety of fun colors and prints that you can pick.
If you want a design that fits Valentine’s Day the best, I recommend the one with wine and cheese loving each other. Hilariously adorable.
16. Toilet Paper
by Etsy: SoMosBeautique
Okay, now this is just goofy – but could make your significant other laugh really hard! It is literally embroidered toilet paper saying that you think they are the s**t. Plus, you then get an actual usable roll of toilet paper, so that’s a bonus!
Just make sure not to use the actual embroidered piece. It’ll probably clog your toilet, and then you’ll have a whole new issue. Save it for a keepsake in your home to commemorate your love.
by Etsy: ZCreateDesign
It is often said that one person in the couple is the bed hog while the other barely has room to curl up into a ball to keep from falling off. These pillowcases pay tribute to that idea by showing how one person’s side actually extends into the other person’s! This is a cute gift idea that is sure to make your love smile. The pillowcases fit queen-size pillows.
18. Art Print
by Etsy: CambridgeCirStudio
If your partner is a cat lover, they will definitely identify with this picture. Cats show their love for us by bringing us dead animals, which this print pays tribute to. This wall art will certainly make them laugh…we just hope the cat doesn’t decide to bring you their own Valentine’s gift to match!
19. What She Said Party Game
This retort has been around for a while, so it’s not surprising that the phrase “that’s what she said” has been turned into a game. Grab some couple friends and have a Valentine’s Day party with this card game. It is sure to bring laughter and fun to your evening.
20. Punny Wooden Spoons
by Etsy: HearthandTableCo
For a giggle, check out these food pun-inspired wooden spoons to add to your kitchen. I know I would love it if I could read these clever sayings every time I was getting ready to bake. If you are a pun wizard, you could even make up your own! There are both rounded and flat-edged spoons available to add to your collection.
21. Personalized Mixtape Pillow
As someone who made both mixed tapes and mixed CDs in my teens, I totally appreciate this personalized mixtape pillow. This Valentine’s Day gift brings up some serious nostalgia! Simply add your names, and you have a mixtape made just for the two of you.
22. Toilet Tag Game
by Toilet Tag
Instead of using the time to scroll through your phone, why not use your time in the bathroom to play a game with your partner? There are four categories that will make you think as you play. They are great for conversion starters on your date nights – which will hopefully be a bit more romantic than this game.
23. Funny Card
by Etsy: TheCardBureau
This card still feels a bit too soon (I’m still sore about Jack’s death in that icy water!), but you have to admit it’s funny. This Titanic Valentine’s Day card will really tell your partner how much you love them by telling them you’d make room for them on the door.
Every gift needs a good card, so if your love will appreciate this, go for it! If this one is a bit too much, check out our favorite Valentine’s Day card options for her, him, and even some personalized Valentine cards for your loved one.
24. Amazon Gift Card
Can’t find the right Valentine’s Day gift for your boo? With a gift card, they can pick from a thoughtful gift for the both of you or a spicy, romantic gift that’s all theirs. Just be sure to pair it with a sweet card or present so they have something to open on the holiday itself!
Show Your Love with Laughter
Jewelry and flowers are overrated. Show your partner how much you love and appreciate them through tickling their funny bone this holiday. No matter what their sense of humor is, you are sure to find an ideal fit.
The gift ideas above are all great choices, with some naughty, some cozy, some still thoughtful, and some laugh-out-loud funny options. You can even still hit on the chocolate theme, but with an amusing twist. Enjoy your time together even more with laughter this Valentine’s Day!
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